Not true. They can get married. Marriage = union of one man and one woman. The union they want, two men or two women, is not marriage.
You evil closet case! Why are you hating on these loving couples (who are more loving, and probably get more every night, than you do, or your parents or grandparents), and refusing to reconcile with their warm wonderfulness?
You need to be re-educated!! Off with your head! You ... you .... medievalist you! You ..... Christian!!
(Etc., etc., etc. -- just trying to get all the memes out there for discussion.)