Obama's Latest Bailout Plan Summarized In 4 Words: "3000 Bucks For Thingamajigs"

Zerohedge ^ | 6-4-12 | Tyler Durden

[MrB]

I asked my libinlaw, I forget on what issue, “where is the money going to come from to pay for that?”

Her answer was “the money’s out there”.

That was the extent of her analysis of financing this policy.

[MrB]

“thingamajig” = “bling”

[wbill]

Stick your $3000 thingamajig up your a$$.

First, I'd make sure that it was a large and uncomfortable thingamajig.

[UCANSEE2]

How much does that come to total. I tried multiplying 311 million by 3,000 and my calculator just says “E”

It's easy.

311 x 3 = 933.

Now, just add nine zeroes to the end. Voila... 933,000,000,000.

[UCANSEE2]

(9.33 billion)

Uh... maybe you should use a calculator.

[BenLurkin]

Holy smokes!

So Hussein wants to add another trillion dollars to the defict?

The President is insane. He is seriously, pathologically crazy.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I think Obamugabe better run this by the First Wookie...

[calex59]

3.11 x 10^6 * 3 x 10^3

You've just killed 99% of the country, you @#($(@($*!

:-)

Try 3.11 x 10^8 * 3 x 10^3

and you get 933 billion.

Yep, you are right, my Calculator got 9.33^11, which I believe is 933 billion.

[UCANSEE2]

So Hussein wants to add another trillion dollars to the defict?

What does he care? It ain't his money.