LOL! I love your shoe analogy. Now to put it into practice...hmmmmmm. :)
I shall implement the new program this weekend!
How would you like to head up my Executive Department of Shoe Statistics? (Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?)
From what I understand, you just pull a number out of thin air and we work from that.
I can get you some business cards from Vista Print and maybe a little podium from which you can announce the “unexpected” news each week if you think it will make it feel more “official”.
Thursday announcements are good for me. Over the weekend (prime shoe-shopping time) he’ll still be giddy over the news of IMPROVEMENT and by the next Thursday he’ll have forgotten the exact conversation.