The only part of your storu that astounds me, is the fact that apparently no one at the golf course had any jumper cables..I think it is a requirement in every car in the Tundra ;-)
“storu”=story, for those of you in Rio Linda ;-)
tried cables but the batt was stone dead....coulda called AAA and shoulda but my too proud dumbass “ showed em”
nearly killed me “showin em”
Ya sure, you betcha.
...jumper cables, tow chain, crescent wrench, screwdriver, gloves, duct tape, matches, water, food bars and a blanket.
As a minimum.
For “nice” weather.
(Of course, my vehicles don’t get out of the shed any time of the year without the Drive-the-Highline-Winter-From-Heck emergency kit, and the kids and grandkids all get that as Lesson Number One before they start to drive.)