[Colonel Kangaroo]

But it backfired on ya slick, as 98 percent of the posters think you're some kind of sadistic weirdo.

I'm an optimist. I take pleasure in the fact that 2 percent of the posters are very astute people.

[dragnet2]

Looks like the belt treatment my dad gave to me and my brother. Every day I'm thankful that my dad cared enough about us to discipline us.

It appears he hit ya in the head too many times.

I'm an optimist.

No, your a phony, one who tried to make this look like some kind of CA issue, where the step dad, in your twisted rationalization, was somehow displaying normal behavior.

Ya got your teet caught in the ringer here, Mr. Kangaroo.