Posted on 06/09/2012 10:15:41 PM PDT by vikingd00d
The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new $33 million bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton – 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton.
"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.
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PhotoShop time!
No, no, I’m not going to say how much we could use 20 chickens here at my FOB in Afghanistan...nope, not going to say it.
Re: “...ten cocks for Hillary...”
Is this the Islamic equivalent of 72 virgins for suicide bombers?
Hillary doesn’t even want one...um...
And Barry smokes menthols.
Twenty chickens for that! ... are they crazy? ... quick ...
take the birds before they change their mind!
Yet George Zimmerman is worth $1 million, dead or alive. Strange world we live in.
Does the Woman actually own a mirror?
This is what happens when the believers start using decadent Western banking systems. As if any sensible man would accept a chicken or a camel without first inspecting it. How can anyone know how old the animals are without first checking the teeth of the camels, and the wings and the fighting spurs of the cocks.
Hillary has no reflection
Only in a non-mathematical way.
It is 10 hens and 10 cocks.
Whereas in the case of Islam, it is 72 FEMALE virgins, and 28 MALE virgins, for a total of 100 virgins.
Most people are not 'informed' about the 28 MALE virgins part, because the media doesn't want you to associate homosexuality with Islam and their 'heaven'.
Personally, I don’t think Obama’s worth camel-spit.
Instant arrest if you tell them where to find Biden...
Wow, after all the work Baraq and Hillary have put in advancing Islam around the globe, they’re still not thankful. These Al-kidda dudes are one hard-to-please bunch of child molesters.
Good night, Irene. Now we know why Billy Jeff travels a lot.
“Dies the Woman actually own a mirror?”
One would think Barry would loan her one from his purse.
“10 cocks for Hillary”
Somebody who only warrants a camel is gonna be raving jealous over that one.
That’s just temporary. The Media’s busily trying to mainstream homosexuality as fast as they can; then they’ll be free to reveal a little more Islamic theology.
I’m pretty sure Hillary has no use for the cocks.....
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