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Biden drenched by children with super-soakers
CNN.com ^ | June 9, 2012

Posted on 06/10/2012 4:37:13 AM PDT by billorites

Vice President Joe Biden's cordial annual media picnic turned into an all-out war between the vice president and children of journalists in attendance.

The vice president distributed high-powered water guns to the children gathered at his official residence and identified notable journalists for them to pursue.

Among the targets were CNN's Wolf Blitzer and Politico's Mike Allen.

Biden's team of warrior children then turned their weapons on the Vice President himself. Before it was over, Biden was super-soaked and smiling.

(Excerpt) Read more at politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: biden
Biden's the tall kid.
1 posted on 06/10/2012 4:37:26 AM PDT by billorites
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To: billorites
Joe's good at this stuff. He's the fun uncle you get to squirt with your water gun. He takes you to the water park and splashes more than anybody.

We shouldn't take him away from that and make him wear ties and make speeches and stuff.

2 posted on 06/10/2012 4:40:21 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: billorites

thank you for the clarification...


3 posted on 06/10/2012 4:40:32 AM PDT by brivette
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To: billorites

He finally found a group he can relate to.


4 posted on 06/10/2012 4:44:13 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (B B)
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To: billorites
Biden's team of warrior children then turned their weapons on the Vice President himself.

In Vietnam I believe this was called "fragging." It usually happened to incompetent officers. There may be a lesson in there somewhere, Joe...

5 posted on 06/10/2012 4:50:20 AM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: Izzy Dunne
I'd rather be seated next to Joe Biden at a dinner party than next to President Obama. He'd be a lot more fun than our brooding POTUS.

Actually, if given a choice, I'd prefer to be seated between Nikki Haley and Sarkozy's wife, but I digress...

6 posted on 06/10/2012 4:50:50 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: billorites

I know this a photo of Dimbulb Biden in his own element, but at least the scene looks genuine and normal, not creepy. Imagine if this were of Zero playing with a squirt gun. Wait, never mind.


7 posted on 06/10/2012 4:55:44 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Remember the movie “Gremlins”, I’ve heard that the same thing happens if you get Joe’s plugs wet.


8 posted on 06/10/2012 4:57:45 AM PDT by Recon Dad (Gas & Petroleum Junkie)
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To: billorites

Thanks for reminding us of why we are all soooo glad that Plugs is second in command

9 posted on 06/10/2012 5:09:12 AM PDT by Zakeet (Obama loves to wok dogs)
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To: billorites
The vice president distributed high-powered water guns to the children gathered at his official residence and identified notable journalists for them to pursue.

Yes, but they had to be semi-auto only, have no splash supressor, and carry a max of 10 ounces.

10 posted on 06/10/2012 5:14:37 AM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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To: billorites

If we destroyed all guns and replaced them with super soakers, what a wonderful world this would be. /s


11 posted on 06/10/2012 5:15:53 AM PDT by SMGFan
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To: billorites

Oh my God! Children having fun with toy GUNS of all things!! Can’t have that!


12 posted on 06/10/2012 5:26:40 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: billorites
Biden finally has his military bona fides.
13 posted on 06/10/2012 5:26:40 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: billorites
Biden drenched by children with super-soakers

What Biden didn't know was that the soaker wasn't filled with water...hehehehehe.

14 posted on 06/10/2012 5:30:01 AM PDT by GoldenPup (Comrade "O" has got to GO!!)
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To: Zakeet

Somebody should tell him that his hat is on backwards.


15 posted on 06/10/2012 5:30:34 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("You forget, it isn't who you claim, but instead, who claims you. We don't claim you!")
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To: billorites

What did the Secret Service do when the Vice President was getting shot?


16 posted on 06/10/2012 5:43:17 AM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: billorites

Sounds like good clean fun.


17 posted on 06/10/2012 5:45:57 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again.")
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To: Tai_Chung
"What did the Secret Service do when the Vice President was getting shot?"

They were back at the hotel entertaining "hostesses."

18 posted on 06/10/2012 5:52:57 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: billorites

Try to take one on a plane and it is a weapon, but you can shoot the VPOTUS with one that he GAVE you. Amazing world we live in.


19 posted on 06/10/2012 6:05:11 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (Anybody but Obama.)
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To: billorites

Fortunately for all of us, Biden will have lots of time for water-gun fights next summer.


20 posted on 06/10/2012 6:05:44 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: billorites

I’ll probably get flamed to high heaven for this, but I think it looks like the VP is having fun, as are the children. Nothing wrong with that.


21 posted on 06/10/2012 6:14:39 AM PDT by Kharis13 (That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: billorites
Just confirming what we have all known for a long time...

Joe is all wet.

22 posted on 06/10/2012 6:15:42 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter ( A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over...)
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To: billorites

They’re renting out the VP as a clown? They must be desperate for funds


23 posted on 06/10/2012 6:36:42 AM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: billorites
Maybe I missed it on Drudge or the other threads but where's all the OUTRAGE from the Brady Bunch, Bloomberg, Di-Fi, Schumer and other leftist gun grabbers, plus all the nanny state Nazis about Biden Giving Kids Guns!

'Everyone knows' the next step up from kids shooting "high-powered water guns" is them shooting "high-powered Sniper Rifles" [Or as the MSM calls them: an AK-47 ;-)].

Why I bet the Brady Bunch even 'has a study' that shows that 'Water Guns' are a 'gateway toy' and pretty soon kids start packing heat and shooting their little brothers and sisters over a Lego, or going Postal at the nearest Sandbox.

So shame on you Joe. What the heck were you thinking?!?

~~~ /s ~~~

24 posted on 06/10/2012 6:41:47 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: billorites
the white hut teaching children to shoot people on their list...
25 posted on 06/10/2012 6:48:14 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: billorites

I don’t care what his politics are - this makes him more human and likable than most Democrats and some Republicans.


26 posted on 06/10/2012 6:48:18 AM PDT by I am Richard Brandon
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To: Kharis13

I agree


27 posted on 06/10/2012 6:57:05 AM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: I am Richard Brandon

“more human and likeable”? It is wrong to dismiss the anti-Free-American focus of this fool and other of nobama’s minions just because they creeate such a situation for the cameras. joe should be in jail as should the others of his ilk...in both parties.


28 posted on 06/10/2012 6:57:30 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: billorites
Looking at the picture of Joe Biteme it appears that his “plugs” have fallen out.
29 posted on 06/10/2012 7:01:42 AM PDT by Ditter
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And when these kids take the water-guns to school for Show-and-Tell?


30 posted on 06/10/2012 7:02:37 AM PDT by Jumpmaster (Defund the Left!)
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To: ronnie raygun

Finally, he found something he is good at.


31 posted on 06/10/2012 7:22:56 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: Zakeet

Look at the front of his shorts. His aides have this figured out.

“OK, Randy, you carry the squirtguns. If he has another ‘accident’ you have your son squirt him in the crotch. That should cover it up.”


32 posted on 06/10/2012 8:42:18 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: billorites
One kid ran out of water so he walked over and pissed on Biden’s leg. Joe immediately yelled “by god I believe it's raining.”
33 posted on 06/10/2012 9:13:23 AM PDT by USMA '71 ((Re-elect no one!))
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Biden's a complete goober.

I'd like him if the nation wasn't stupid enough to put him in charge of anything.

He should ride a bicycle, wear a floppy hat and check beach badges for a living.

34 posted on 06/10/2012 9:18:13 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: billorites
5 minutes before pictures: OK kids, Uncle Joe is going to give each of you a squirt gun and tell you to shoot some guy named Wolf Blitzen, or something like that. When we give you the signal, we want you all to turn and chase crazy Uncle Joe and shoot him with your squirt guns.
35 posted on 06/10/2012 9:49:38 AM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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To: billorites

If this event was the same but with a repub VP, the story would be spinned “Republicans Promote Gun Violence With Children At Picnic”.


36 posted on 06/10/2012 2:05:26 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (My Governor's a JEDI, Wisconsin for the WIN!!!! June 5, 2012)
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To: billorites

Had I been a kid at this thing I’d have filled mine with urine.


37 posted on 06/10/2012 2:26:13 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: I am Richard Brandon

Hitler was fond of kids and dogs. He was a vegan too. Do you think that made him ‘’likable’’ and ‘’human’’?


38 posted on 06/10/2012 2:28:29 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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