[Mr. K]

I like to sit down when I pee

I can read a magazine, try to squeeze out some potential; flatulence. Than I can sleep for a few moments

And plus I am too lazy to want to clean up any splashes

[MrB]

Reminds me of the joke about the old men complaining about their elimination problems, and the last guy saying he doesn’t have any problem with that at all, he does both promptly at 6 am and 6:30 am.... but then reveals he doesn’t wake up until 7.