[ConservativeStatement]

I'll take "It's Everyone Else's Fault" for $200, Alex.

[Izzy Dunne]

Golden Banana management could not be reached for comment.

You don't see THAT everyday...

[svcw]

Ok, how is one impaled by a flat bed truck? I can see crushed, squished, flattened but impaled?

[End Times Sentinel]

He would not stop touching me

I find that statement HIGHLY suspect.

[UCANSEE2]

Thanks for posting the article.

“A strip club worker who was backed in court by a coven of Salem witches...”

(note to self: Check a calendar and see what year this is)

[Jim from C-Town]

‘A strip club worker who was backed in court by a coven of Salem witches told police she had been drinking but was fighting off a Danvers teen’s unwelcome sexual advances....’

Once again bringing that age old question to mind....Is it even possible to rape a prostitute?

Of course, you can, but when does it stop being consensual and start becoming assault?

[US_MilitaryRules]

How was he impaled and get in the front seat? Through the windshield?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Alex tells me this happened right in front of his apartment building at 4am.

When you speak to him, give him the details.

[camle]

if he was so grabby, and unwelcome, what was he doing in the car with her?

[blueunicorn6]

A coven of witches backed her into court? Couldn’t they just fly her in on their brooms? Nancy Pelosi does it all the time.