Like Benny Hill’s RABBIT STEW.
“You have rabbit stew”?
“Yes.”.
“I heard it had horse meat in it.”
“Yes.”
“How much?”
“Fifty percent.”
“Fifty percent?”
“Yes. One horse, one rabbit.”
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LOL - made my day. Have you seen Black Books with Dylan Moran? Not quite Benny Hill or Monty Python but funny - very funny...
“Black Books” is hilarious. “The IT Crowd” is very good also.