Hmmmm. Not as totalitarian as making Failure to Disclose Caloric Content a felony, but we can always work up to felony later...
We could have a task force. Calorie Count Cops. They could issue tickets. Think of the revenue that could be generated for cash-strapped cities and states. They could put pictures of fat people on pizza boxes, like the missing kids on milk containers and Surgeon General warnings on cigarettes. And pizza patrons would have to sign a waiver that they read the full calorie count disclosure statement as required by law before purchasing their pizza. The restaurant would have to file those signed statements with the task force or face felony charges. Just think of the jobs we’ll be creating to manage this new program. Congress should hire us. We’re geniuses!