[ConservativeStatement]

Saddam and the Devil had a little fling. Perhaps that too must have annoyed these misguided yoots.

[Sirius Lee]

Maybe the little jihadi will make some of his very own Super Best Friends in the poky with Bubba and Mad Dawg tag teaming him.

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Not too worry, as a FORJM (Friend of Radical Jihadist, Mooselimbs) Dear Leader will no doubt pardon him.

[gzzimlich]

“The other defendant in the case, Zachary Chesser, got a 25-year sentence, but he also tried to travel to Somalia to join the al-Shabab militant group.”

*****

I would have let him go and denied the inevitable ransom demand with prejudice. The beheading video would’ve been a good example to other retarded white kids thinking of expressing their antisocial tendencies by growing a beard, cutting a head hole in a bed sheet and running off to some tropical muzzie “paradise.”

[mmichaels1970]

sweet