The King's Preemptive Right to Your Happiness

shibumi's brain | 6/22/2012 | shibumi

[shibumi]

"We are going to have to fumigate and exorcise the place before a normal occupant can move in...;)"

You might think you're engaging in hyperbole. I think not.

I perceive a demonic spirit at work here -

"My name is Legion for we are many."

Mark 5:9

[garjog]

Headline: Obama asks donors to forgo birthday, anniversary and wedding gifts in favor of contributions for his re-election.

You’re A Mean One, Mr Barach

You’re a mean one Mr Barach
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Mr. Barach
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You’re a monster Mr. Barach
Your Hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul Mr. Barach
I wouldn’t touch you with a
39 and a half Foot pole

You’re a vile one Mr. Barach
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the a seasick crocodile

You’re a foul one Mr. Barach
You’re a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Barach

Your sole is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Barach
With a nauseous super naus
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,
you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Barach

You’re a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

[shibumi]

Thanks!.

Now those who don’t want to hear the song can appreciate it too.

(And a fine song it is!)

[Hunton Peck]

Someone on the 0bama/binBiden website predicted that next, they’ll ask you to suggest a memorial gift in lieu of flowers in Aunt Flossie’s obit.

[norton]

Just another monarch’s version of, “Let them eat cake.”

Nope,
Let me (and my loyal followers) eat your cake.

[Hunton Peck]

"21 FART salute":

Maybe even a few more than that...

[Mortrey]

I just read an incredible post to a Sipsey Street Irregulars post.

When buying birthday gifts or wedding gifts of a computer or smart phone type, “Baptize” it with the inclusion of FreeRepublic.com, or another wonderful conservative site ALREADY loaded into it’s “favorites” menu.

(I have paraphrased the person’s intent—but, he/she was brilliant as it concerned his/her topic.)

Bath-House Barry’s “idea” gave me one! Send the gifts where they belong—just “educate” while doing it!

[shibumi]

That’s the kind of forward, creative thinking we need more of.

[garjog]

Do you despise Obama?

Not as much as we do at the Obama Clarifier. All the dirt on Obama in one place!

http://obamaclarifier.blogspot.com/

[shibumi]

To the point where I will not, under normal circumstances, speak or even type out its name.

(I happen to subscribe to the notion that naming a thing is a form of blessing or empowerment.)

[Vendome]

There are no mistakes.

You are the Shibumi...

[Vendome]

That was very interesting....

thnx

[shibumi]

Thank You!

[sten]

[shibumi]

You will please note that I refrained from excerpting myself.

(OOH! Sounds painful.)

[Bullish]

This stupid regime is SO wearing out their welcome even among the politically ignorant moderates.

[shibumi]

I’m trying to figure out how the “electorate” rationalizes the fact that the guy with “The Stash” now needs ~THEIR~ stash too.

[garjog]

“form of blessing or empowerment”

OK, so you don’t even speak or type his name.

Hopefully we will all free of his name in five months.

2012: Obama - Bye-Done

[ChocChipCookie]

To me, it almost came across as a tithe.

[shibumi]

With you 1,000%

And thanks for your bumps on this thread. They were funny as well as pertinent.