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Woot!™'s take on the Surface...

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Woot!™'s take on the Surface...

Now, that's funny! They are probably right. After all, Microsoft did make an mp3 player for them (zune).

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That was actually, pretty stupid.

Don't you have anything better to do with your life?

Try serious websites for a change, and not the jokers and not the detractors, and not those whose lives depend upon seeing others fail.

Most likely, you're an Apple or Google fanatic, and you're running scared about what Microsoft has done to their mobile offerings with the announcement of the Surface tablets.

3 reasons Microsoft's Surface is no joke
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2012/06/22/surface-2/

Microsoft Surface Could Totally Change the Tablet and PC Markets
http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/258042/microsoft_surface_could_totally_change_the_tablet_and_pc_markets.html

Microsoft Surface Tablet Has Potential to be Embraced by Physicians
http://www.medpagetoday.com/IltifatHusain/33365

With Surface Tablet, Microsoft Stands Alone
http://mashable.com/2012/06/19/surface-tablet-microsoft-alone/

Microsoft Surface: first serious iPad competitor?
http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/chapter-and-verse/2012/0619/Microsoft-Surface-first-serious-iPad-competitor

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Basically, the Microsoft competition and Microsoft detractors, are running scared about how disruptive the Surface will be to the tablet market, and Apple executives everywhere, won't be sleeping too comfortably for the next few years. And, you, well, it seems that, you're already having convulsions since the Surface was announced. Take a chill pill, and remember, it's just technology in the form of a tablet, and, you'll likely survive this Microsoft shock to your system. ;)