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To: Lazamataz
"You get my vote. Especially the part about “cannot be undone”. :)"

In that case you not only get the niteclub, I will make you Secretary of State for those 48 hours. However, as your boss, I would request, you tell Iran they have 5 minutes before the bombing starts (kudos to RR on an open mike in case you forgot). Pretty sure that will get their attention and let the inspectors do their job.

Oh, and I would also request that in your official capacity to tell North Korea that if they light off another missle over the Sea of Japan, that a local Aegis cruiser will not only shoot it out of the sky, but the one night lighted city in their miserable little country will go dark for decades. Make sure you tell them that with a "community organizer" smirk and a peace up sign before I authorize the Tridents to launch, while also aimed at their DMZ artillery.

Okay, so we're pretty much done with correcting the World, let's go on a speaking tour and rake in the big bucks like all politicians/lobbyists.

Oh wait, forgot about Israel. As SoS it will be your job to tell every little pissant muslim nation that if they don't raise their output and lower the cost of oil and back off from threatening Israel, President ANV will drill everywhere, including in their backyard and send them back to riding camels. If that's not enough, tell them in your photo-ops that President ANV will light them up and send them back to the 7th century they so desire. Your mission is to make them understand either tolerate Western values or wonder where the first cruise missle will hit.

Okay, now we're done. C'mon, 48 hours...I'm exhausted, hungry and need a cocktail. Got Bicardi?

50 posted on 06/24/2012 8:12:06 AM PDT by A Navy Vet (An Oath is Forever)
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To: A Navy Vet
C'mon, 48 hours...I'm exhausted, hungry and need a cocktail. Got Bicardi?

I will very happily supply the alcohol.

55 posted on 06/24/2012 8:28:56 AM PDT by SCalGal (Friends don't let friends donate to H$U$ or PETA.)
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