[Da Coyote]

We don’t want no potential conservatives in here.

And he must be, since he’s not asking for welfare.

Signed,

The Obamadork

[Buckeye McFrog]

We don’t want no potential conservatives in here.

Though I'd be a bit careful about turning a guy who is most famous for nailing his opponents below the belt into our spokesman.

His boxing career belies a level of mental instability high enough that he's likely to turn into the next Jesse Ventura.