Sheila Jackass-Lee could squash Maxine in a heartbeat in one of those "overthrow the chief" African wrestling contests, in which the new guy tries to throw the old guy off his stool and take over the tribe/village/whatever.
Sheila's got sumo buttweight on her, she'd check in as a yokozuna even without looking at her stupidity credentials, which are massive.
This has to be one of the best posts I've ever read on FR.
Outstanding.
AMEN!
No contest at all!