[BerryDingle]

2012 DNC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM Ceremonial ‘I Hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire , Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing, “Great Balls of Fire”

5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival , Joe Biden
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States

6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo , Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel
10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners, Rosie O’Donnell

10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally

11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama Presiding
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

[moovova]

Very funny! I wish I could squeeze all of that on a t-shirt.

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

JUST how much more "informed" and "knowedgable" are we Freepers?

2012 DNC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

Etc.

Does anyone doubt for one minute if the average person was shown this, if they would "get it," including all of it's meaning and nuances, as we all grasp so readily and find this hilarious?

I seriously doubt it; in fact, I know 75% (maybe even 90%) would not!

What does that make "us?"

Besides "Brilliant," Dear Leader's, the Demo-Rat Party, all Liberals and the corrupt, Lame Stream Media's "Biggest Nightmare!"

Soldier on all ye Patriots and Conservatives; there's a War going on for the heart and soul of our Republic and we WILL be victorious!

[RGF]

I hope it’s OK, I copied your post and sent it out as an email. I did credit you, however. Great job.

[QT3.14]

2012 DNC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE

A few modifications (bold):

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:04 PM Raising of the Obama Flag.
4:05 PM Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.

4:45 PM Barney Frank Leads Castrati Choir in Singing, “Great Balls of Fire.”

10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners: Eric Holder.

10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag and Declaring Victory for Iraq & Afghanistan

In other news, the Speedway event has been canceled. I guess they can turn around and go home.

[QT3.14]

Forgot this modification:

11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish (after Secret Service removes knives and forks), Obama Presiding