Possible alien message to get reply from humanity

Fox News ^ | June 26, 2012 | Natalie Wolchover

[blueunicorn6]

“Where are my fries? I ordered fries. Every time I come here, you forget the fries. And God forbid if I ask for a little ketchup.”

[blueunicorn6]

“6EQUJ5”? Oh....that was the audible if the outside linebacker looked like he was going to blitz. They’re football players.

[Right Wing Assault]

My reply would be, “Uh, repeat that again, please.”

[spawn44]

It read: OU EE OU AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA IG BANG. Finally the source of the words to that song have been revealed.

[crazydad]

But Obama thought it said “ How to service men” thats why we are just now replying, Obama wants some Alien lovin!

[Lazamataz]

They are asking for our contributions to the reply.

Mine: "ALIEN RACE. PREPARE TO BE INVADED AND KILLED. YOUR TECHNOLOGY WILL BE APPROPRIATED AND YOU WILL BE TURNED INTO COCKROACH-RESEMBLING SLAVES. WE HAVE ALWAYS HATED YOU; NOW WE WILL KILL YOU."

[Lazamataz]

They are asking for our contributions to the reply.

Mine: "ALIEN RACE. PREPARE TO BE INVADED AND KILLED. YOUR TECHNOLOGY WILL BE APPROPRIATED AND YOU WILL BE TURNED INTO COCKROACH-RESEMBLING SLAVES. WE HAVE ALWAYS HATED YOU; NOW WE WILL KILL YOU."

[wxgesr]

How about, “Leave us the EFF alone!”

[Frank Sheed]

“Can you lend us a 50 gazillion dollars in gold? We’ll pay you Tuesday.”

[Erasmus]

Those characters are not the result of any decoding process. They are simply a way of showing signal strength vs. frequency and direction (actually, time due to the Earth’s rotation).

They show that the Earth’s rotation caused the antenna to scan some source of considerable intensity and narrow bandwidth (< 10 KHz) in a way that no terrestrial or solar source could be expected to duplicate.

But as the article says, it could have been a reflection off of a satellite or space junk, which might be able to mimic they dynamics of an extraterrestrail signal source, as seen by the project’s antenna.

[Noumenon]

“All your base...”

Well, you know the rest.

[MrB]

Everyone should “remember the pulsar” (LGM-1, 1967) which we thought was an intelligent signal.

[tet68]

“Come get me mother, I’m done.”

[jughandle]

That sorta reminds me of Mystery Science Theater 3000!

[JimC214]

“Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue”
Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad.
He said, “Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?”
So I asked him, “What does she look like?”,
And the man from Mars said, she's
Eight foot two, solid blue,
Five transistors in each shoe,
Has anybody seen my gal?
Lucite nose, rust-proof toes,
And when her antenna glows,
She's the cutest Martian gal.
You know she promised me, recently,
She wouldn't stray,
But came the dawn, she was gone
Eighteen billion miles away.
Her steering wheel has sex appeal,
Has anybody seen my gal?
How I miss all the bliss
Of her sweet hydraulic kiss,
Has anybody seen my gal?
Lovely shape, custom built,
Squeeze her wrong and she says “tilt”,
Has anybody seen my gal?
She does the cutest tricks, with her six stereo ears.
When she walks by, spacemen cry,
‘Specially when she shifts her gears.
If she's found, rush like mad,
Put her on a launching pad,
Down at Cape Canaveral,
And shoot me back my cutie,
My supersonic beauty,
Send me back my Martian gal. Written By Allen Sherman I'm sure Laz would hit it.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

It’s the end of the world as we know it; and I feel fine.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Aliens don’t have periods?

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

it’s kinda like we’re standing atop a mountain yelling for attention...maybe we wouldn’t like the attention we’d be getting. what then?

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Yeah, right. Next you’ll claim that “OUI-JA” Boards are dangerous. What’s the worst that could happen?