I think I speak for all those with dozens of Purple Hearts, handfuls of Medals of Honor, and an assortment of Distinguished Service Crosses, that this ruling was only fair.
My only regret is that it was not extended to those of us who have been awarded a Nobel Prizes, Olympic medals, and Pulitzers. My recent confirmation to the Supreme Court should, however, allow me a chance to correct that, although my ongoing duties with Seal Team Six may create some scheduling problems. As a backup, the Pope’s approval for my beatification last year may also give me alternative channels to get things done.
Donations are always welcome.
You posted, in part: My only regret is that it was not extended to those of us who have been awarded a Nobel Prizes, Olympic medals, and Pulitzers. My recent confirmation to the Supreme Court should, however, allow me a chance to correct that, although my ongoing duties with Seal Team Six may create some scheduling problems. As a backup, the Pope’s approval for my beatification last year may also give me alternative channels to get things done.
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You are quite welcome, my saint.
The Pope (that’d be me)