Did you know that President Obama has been incommunicado with Colorado's governor for more than two weeks as the nation's worst wildfires rage across the state?
Does anyone, in a crisis situation, really want to hear from Baby Zero? If I were the governor of Colorado, I'd ask Zero to fly over the state on his magic unicorn and pee on the blaze.
4 posted on 06/29/2012 5:21:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick
("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")