[Diogenesis]

No Conservative without Alzheimer's Disease wants Myth Romney.

[OneWingedShark]

LOL -- I am stealing that pic!

If you want it in flowchart form here it is:

Obama               Romney
  |                    |
  |                    |
  |                    |
  |                    |
 Marxist             Fabian
 Socialist           Socialist
  \                    /
   \                  /
    \                /
     \              /
      \            /
       \          /
        IMPLEMENTS
         SOCIALISM