This sounds almost like the tale told by Kwang Jing-shu in the first part of Max Brooks's World War Z. About the initial outbreak of the virus in New Dachang. Creepy.
Thanks to null and void for the ping.
Don't worry. Everything's gonna be alright.
ping
TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Life imitates art, and the devil gets a chuckle.
Nothing good ever results from a drunk Dong.
What was needed was Batman to arrive on the scene: Kung POW, chicken.
Drunk? So much for the bath salts angle.
The poor lady broke two fundamental rules:
1. When under attack, do not get out of your car.
2. When under attack, keep your car moving.
Double-tap.
Ok. Why is this face-eating thing happening? Even if people are on drugs, why would they all express their rage in the same weird way?
Has there been a movie about this recently?
Should I just go with a “demonic possession” theory until the virus or poison is identified?
What is going on?
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
Fasten your seat belts.
Headlines should have read “Woman left bloody after getting a Dong to the face”.
Sex sells.
The funny thing about eating Chinese faces is your always hungry for more a hour later.
“Sum ting wong, Dong?” Du
Social justice will be achieved in these random cannibalism matters only when the rest of us who are not fighting crazed zombies are taxed senseless.
Death to the white devils, and let a thousand flowers bloom.