[DFG]

Classy

[ILS21R]

There is such a fine line between stupid and... clever?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

“If I was Juan [Williams] I’d wake up next to [Michelle Malkin] with a shotgun” (video follows with transcript and commentary, relevant section begins at minute 1:30):

In your dreams Beckel. Even Viagra would not get your shotgun up. That is why you are so sour all the time.

[mass55th]

Well Bob, you big, fat, ugly f*ck, you can fantasize all you want, but you’ll never have the opportunity to wake up next to Michelle. Might as well go back to that prostitute/masseuse you were paying to come to your house to service you. Maybe this time she won’t try to blackmail you.

[JPG]

Many years ago I worked for a guy who liked to shoot his mouth off like Beckel does. I later learned that someone didn't appreciate his mouth and shut it permanently for him.

[Gabrial]

The Five is a bunch of self congratulatory bores that make the erroneous assumption that someone somewhere might give a crap what they have to say.

Beckel by far is the worst of the bunch.

[x]

A minute before this, Bob called Peter King fat.

Bob has had so many addictions and so many bad experiences from them that half the time he doesn't know what he's saying.

[Don Corleone]

Liberalism IS a mental disease.

[CodeToad]

The continued Liberal War on Women.

[popdonnelly]

It must be demoralizing for an old Democratic hack to have to appear on Fox News.

[xrmusn]

If he were lucky enough to have went to sleep alongside her in the same bed is enough of a fantasy.

I would also suggest that if he has that shotgun he had better have some axle grease with him so it won’t hurt as much when Ms Malkin puts it where the sun don’t shine.

I’ll take Michelle Malkin for 1000, Alex.

[dainbramaged]

Beckel is an angry jerk who called Allen West a thug on his crappy show - and Mark Levin calls him “my buddy”.

[Sir_Humphrey]

Fox is one station we actually have some influence over. We should threaten a boycott (preferably organized by conservative women) that he be fired. This isn't strike one for Beckel; a simple apology isn't enough.

[Political Junkie Too]

Beckel has reduced himself to the role of Liberal Clown, making the most outrageous and unsubstantiatied defenses of anything liberal, more as a parody than to be serious.

Watching Beckel these days is like watching Requiem for a Liberal. Beckel has already been seen coming on the show wearing tie-dye shirts, sunglasses, and other clown suits, just like when Anthony Quinn wore an indian chief costume in the final scene of the movie.

-PJ

[PT57A]

Beckel is like that turd that never seems to flush correctly.

"What do that chunk want?"

[Iron Munro]

What makes Juan think she would let him close enough to wake up next to her?

Michelle Malkin has brains, taste and class.
Juan would not pass muster on any of the three.

Juan must be thinking of some other Michelle.

[American in Israel]

I think Beckel is a pussy, and conservative women are more “equipted” than him in life, so he would reach for his ultimate phalic symbol for strength and power.

[martinidon]

I didn’t know Michelle and Juan were a couple.....

[Sea Parrot]

If Beckel or Juan ever got close to Michelle Malkin, neither one would wake up, ever.

[Hotlanta Mike]

How is this guy even on Fox News? When he’s on I turn the channel. The Five is not even on my favs list because of Beckel.

[conservativesister]

He is so ANTI WOMEN, he can’t stand Sarah Palin, he calls Michele Bachmann “that woman” and won’t even use her name and the list goes on...........