You should be thankful that you're here in the once great land of America where a talent free wannabe minstrel can make himself a millionaire through the stupidity of his fellow man rather than some dirt floored hut on the African savannah where you could spend your days milking dumb cattle and running from lions instead bilking dumb Caucasians and rubbing elbows with liars.
Grow the h*ll up, shut your mouth and you'll stop making a fool of yourself.
You forgot about playing hungry hungry hippos!
To quote his character, Nat X, "Ain't it just like 'The Man' to give us the shortest month of the year."