Cops: Gwinnett man ate feces after snorting bath salts

AJC ^ | July 6, 2012 | Christopher Hong

[Drew68]

The zombie apocalypse is coming courtesy of bath salts, available over the counter at your local quickie-mart!

[cripplecreek]

Hey who doesn’t want to use drugs that make crap sound like a tasty alternative to human flesh?

[Pearls Before Swine]

This nut was trying to act out “ESAD.”

[WXRGina]

It’s too bad people nowadays don’t recognize demon possession, even when it bites them in the face. Sure, blame it on “bath salts.”

[cripplecreek]

When the officer pulled up to a house, the man sprinted towards his car.

Shufflers I can deal with but man I hate rage zombies.

[Drew68]

Shufflers I can deal with but man I hate rage zombies.

Hollywood has mislead us all these years. Turns out zombies are fast.

[ConservativeStatement]

Part of the new food pyramid?

[Lazamataz]

Cops: Gwinnett man ate feces after snorting bath salts

Hey Obama! Snort bath salts!

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

How did my wife end up cooking him dinner?

[bikerman]

I have a septic tank needing his services if available.

[Carriage Hill]

“Hammond (who consumed his own feces) dropped the knife before the officer came, and Hammond’s brother took it back in the house, according to the report.”

I hope he washed his hands real well after handling that object. Yuk.

[Menehune56]

This nut was trying to act out “ESAD.”

My first thought too when I saw the headline.

[ClearCase_guy]

Gwinnett man ate feces after snorting bath salts

Well, it would be even weirder if he did it before snorting the bath salts.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Part of the new food pyramid?”

Yes. It’s at the bottom of the new food pyramid!

[USNBandit]

"You eat $%^t for breakfast?"

[SERKIT]

This just in: Government bans bathrooms.

[nascarnation]

20% of Baraq’s supporters lay awake at night worried about undetectable trace amounts of pollutants in our food and drinking water.

And 10% of Baraq’s supporters are eating sh!t.

God help us all.............

[Drew68]

It’s too bad people nowadays don’t recognize demon possession, even when it bites them in the face. Sure, blame it on “bath salts.”

Actually, I think I'll blame the bath salts. It's ironic. In an effort to circumvent drug laws, enterprising chemists have cooked up some drugs that appear to be far worse than the illegal ones they're replacing. I say "appear" because I haven't myself tried bath salts. From what I've read, I don't think I'm missing out.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Gwinnett man ate feces after snorting bath salts

Officer, can you describe the type of grin the man had?