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To: Sub-Driver

Anything that keeps muslims off airplanes works for me.

I always carry bacon bits, m’self...


2 posted on 07/07/2012 11:21:15 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1263 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: null and void

Bump!


11 posted on 07/07/2012 11:33:38 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: null and void

Pigs instead of Air Marshals would be cheaper and a more effective suicide mission deterrent. Islamaniacs can’t have pig blood on them when they die. And I’d rather have a pot-bellied pig next to me on a plane than some of the other types of smelly pigs I’ve had spilling over into my seat.


50 posted on 07/07/2012 1:36:28 PM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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To: null and void
Anything that keeps muslims off airplanes works for me.

That was my first thought. My second was, can you train pot-bellied pigs to be attack pigs?

"Allah Ack...!

"Sic 'em Wilbur!"

"Oink! Oink!"

Chomp!

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

69 posted on 07/07/2012 4:21:22 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.)
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