M/M Lifeguard.... could you carry me up to the high dive, I need to practice my swan dive....
Good luck even finding a pool with a diving board these days. Those things were yanked out years ago.
I remember as a child summoning every ounce of courage I had to jump off the high dive into the 14' deep end. Nowadays, most public pools are about 6' deep max and no diving boards to speak of.