"The sh***er was full!"
Little Johnny was called before his father on the day after Haloween and asked, “Johnny did you and your friends tip over the outhouse last night and roll it in the creek?” To which astonishingly johnny replied “yes Pa.” For which Johnny received a sound thrashing. Johnny sniffling after the punishment told his dad “George Washington’s father didn’t whip him when he admitted cutting down the cherry tree.” His dad replied “george Washington’s father wasn’t in the cherry tree when he cut it down.”
"The sh***er was full!"