Naked man arrested after rampage and attack in St. Augustine

Jacksonville.com ^ | July 10, 2012 - 12:06pm | Dan Scanlan

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Haughee

A naked man went on a rampage Saturday, biting a chunk out of a man’s stomach after leaping from a roof onto a truck on Palmetto Avenue, according to the St. Augustine Police Department.

After it took several officers to subdue him, 22-year-old Jeremiah Aaron Haughee ... was booked ... on five counts of battery ... he was released Sunday on $32,000 bail.

Police were called to the scene about 4:30 a.m. to find a naked man being restrained by two men ...

When the men came out of their house to see what was happening, Haughee ran in and tackled them. He urinated on the floor before biting one of them in the stomach as they held him for police...

It took five officers with two sets of handcuffs, leg shackles, a spit-prevention hood and Taser strikes to control Haughee ... Three officers were kicked, hit or bitten during the arrest. Haughee was taken to Flagler Hospital and anesthetized to calm him down, then jailed.

There is no initial indication if he was on any substance during his rampage...

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Still no reports of secondary infections.

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[VeniVidiVici]

Irish Spring?

[skeeter]

Naked rampages & public urination... this isn’t how George Romero said it would go down.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Maybe he can be rehabilitated as Jason Bourne? He’s got potential.

[MrB]

Aye, and I like it too!

Another “Ima eat you” incident...

[Red Badger]

Irish Spring?...........No he needs LYE SOAP..................

[b4its2late]

Obama’s Fault.

[Red Badger]

I could see where this ‘bath salts’ stuff could come in handy for military uses..............

[Izzy Dunne]

There is no initial indication if he was on any substance during his rampage

Yeah, no clue at all...

[Uncle Miltie]

More Zombies!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

That used to be a safe and quiet little neighborhood, not any more though.

[Tunehead54]

Thanks - saved me a lot of time ... ;-)

[JoanVarga]

Irish Spring

Har! Waiicisst!

[null and void]

I could see where this ‘bath salts’ stuff could come in handy for military uses..............

See also: BZ.

[MrB]

His brother doesn't believe he'd ever do anything like that!

[EQAndyBuzz]

We need to protect ourselves from the Zombie Apocalypse.

“Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1.Organize before they rise!
2.They feel no fear, why should you?
3.Use your head: cut off theirs.
4.Blades don’t need reloading.
5.Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6.Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7.Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8.Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9.No place is safe, only safer.
10.The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.”

And of course:

1.Cardio
2.The Double Tap
3.Beware of Bathrooms
4.Wear Seat Belts
5.No Attachments
6.The “Skillet”
7.Travel Light
8.Get a Kick Ass Partner
9.With your Bare Hands
10.Don’t Swing Low
11.Use Your Foot
12.Bounty Paper Towels
13.Shake it Off
14.Always carry a change of underwear
15.Bowling Ball
16.Opportunity Knocks
17.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18.Limber Up
19.Break it Up
20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21.Avoid Strip Clubs
22.When in doubt Know your way out
23.Zipplock
24.Use your thumbs
25.Shoot First
26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27.Incoming!
28.Double-Knot your Shoes
29.The Buddy System
30.Pack your stain stick
31.Check the back seat
32.Enjoy the little things
33.Swiss army Knife

[JoanVarga]

I dunno. It's always been a petty little pirate town if you ask me.

[Gamecock]

Used to love to watch COPS on the Telly. Told my they preteen girls the lesson to be learned is not to date guys who don't wear shirts in public. I've always told them to stay away from nekkid men.

was taken to Flagler Hospital and anesthetized to calm him down, then jailed

I doubt he was "anesthetized." Sedated yes. Anesthetized, no.

[RandallFlagg]

It took five officers with two sets of handcuffs, leg shackles, a spit-prevention hood and Taser strikes to control Haughee
biting a chunk out of a man’s stomach



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