It sounds like Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
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“It sounds like Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.”
Mighty little good, it seems.
But, this time the sex was not on the County time clock. Just to amuse and edify, the following actually did occur in the Conch Republic, AKA Florida Keys.
“they just appointed a new police cheif who was fired from the County Sheriff’s dept because he was caught having sex with an underage boy in a patrol car” from another thread about Key West’s antics.
Sex in a county car is an old, honored (at least in the breech) Monroe County tradition. A county biologist decided to carry on tradition while in a county car (he doesn’t have to clean it up afterwards) and the intercourse was on the county clock, of course.
However, he parked at a stop sign, just off the road. Then and there, the sex began. Shortly thereafter, a school bus full of little Conchs (Keys folks are citizens of the Conch Republic) stopped at the same sign. And on the same side of the road.
The bus nearly turned over as all the little Conchs moved over to that side of the school bus for a better view. “Little eyes are curious eyes”.
Blissfully, the record does not contain the comments of the audience. However, I can assure you, Gentle Readers, the biologist was male and his partner in crime was female. Note that things have degenerated since then.
Oh, what crime, sez Da Liberal? Well, lots of counts of forbidden behavior before lots and LOTS of children, not to mention a dog’s breakfast of other misdemeanors (some very demeaning, indeed) and some felonies.
The County Biologist resigned.
ON the other hand, until the onslaught of lawyers and AgencyPersons, the Keys was once a relaxed source of endless amusement. Now, it is a tax money sink and a breeding ground for queers and lawyers and ‘Crats.
BAH! HUMBUGGERY! !