That would be a Captain’s Mast
Give everyone one of these and problem solved....http://www.officedepot.com/a/products/599452/The-Feminal-Female-Urinal/?Channel=Google&mr:trackingCode=A26EF2AA-BA8B-E111-9D68-90E2BA028069&mr:referralID=NA&cm_mmc=Mercent-_-Googlepla-_-Cleaning+Restroom_Supplies-_-599452&mr:adType=pla&mr:ad=22416592676&mr:keyword={keyword}
sorry I was in the Army but you get the point
Each branch calls it something different but it all comes down to Article 15 of the UCMJ.And BTW...never tell a soldier to go clean the head.Unless,of course,he's a soldier who recently celebrated "Pride Week" at the White House.