Xenu lives on Planet Kolob. Old Joey Smith just never got around to talking about the body thetans and all that.
Yup, that's precisely the spirit the Obama campaign is hoping to drum up in flyover country and ride to reelection.
The "Mormon card" is part of the strategy to dispirit the conservative sector of the electorate, particularly evangelicals who distrust the teachings of the LDS church. You can be certain that documentaries on the Mormon church show up on basic cable as the summer wears on, you'll know the media is really feeling like the race is in a stage of desperation when "Big Love" goes into network syndication in the fall.