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And if this intimidation continues we will send you a strongly worded letter, telling you how angry we are with your actions.
And if that doesn’t stop you, then we will call you to voluntarily testify before congress...
and if you refuse to testify voluntarily, we will issue a subpoena for you to testify...
and if you lie or refuse to answer our questions (or don’t apologize) congress will hold you in contempt again...
and if...
ENOUGH ALREADY! Unless of course you congressmen are just playing intramural sports (good cop, bad cop) on the big-government crony-republic campus called capital hill.