Posted on 07/20/2012 6:12:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You vill valk thirty minutess a day, or ve vill kill your dog!
Nanny State PING!
>>Maybe the government will mandate that we walk to work or get a bicycle.
In most countries, people ride bicycles and mass transit a lot. It is well-known that Obama and the Left/Right Elites want the American serf class to live like third-worlders, or if they are really successful at getting government handouts, they can live like a poor European.
How much tax revenue can be generated by banning it?
Maybe they’ll just make gasoline so expensive we will have to walk or bike to work etc.
If I’ve got to pay for their healthcare, I hope Bloomberg DOES mandate exercise for New Yorkers!
I saw some kind of health care “Specialist” on FOX the other day who said government needs to make exercise “easier”.
Short of labor camps I can’t see how it could be any easier than getting up and taking a walk.
I propose all welfare recipients walk on a treadmill hooked to a generator that offsets our energy needs.
Shooting is good exercise. :)
Brilliant idea!
We’ll connect the treadmills to the internet, and not recharge the EBT card until the prescribed number of watts have been generated for that month.
HHS/Ag Dept can hire 15,000 employees to administer this, and we’ll let $2 billion in contracts to politically connected contractors to handle the software and programming.
I will take up kick boxing and fencing.
If they pass a law requiring colonoscopies I outta here.
Oh don’t I just LOVE the “social burden” COWARDS.
LOOKY HERE: AIDS is a WELL KNOWN, QUANTIFIABLE SOCIAL BURDEN.
AIDS is spread by the IRRESPONSIBLE PRACTICES OF A CERTAIN LIFESTYLE. PERIOD.
When Bloominidiot MANDATES that all queers WEAR A HELMET BEFORE DIVING IN, then I’ll listen to him tell me how much freaking soda I can drink, and how many cigarettes I can smoke.
Before you ask, this will NEVER HAPPEN. And we all know why. And that’s why I say to him and all the “social burden” hypocrites: “Bugger off you cowards!”
Grammar is so passe.
There you go. Agenda 21. Make everyone live within 5 miles of work.
Are they going to ban homosexual sex as well? That causes many health problems, but you won’t hear the health nazis talking about that.
“Short of labor camps I cant see how it could be any easier than getting up and taking a walk.”
Develop a good case of Plantar Fasciitis and then tell me how easy it is to walk. I live on a block that is .4 miles around, I have five Rottweilers and I would walk each one of them around it twice.
Now I am lucky if I can walk from the car to my workplace, about 200 feet, without having to use a cane. I do the exercises for it, but it takes forever to heal.
GENIUS!
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