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To: smokingfrog

Tourist walks into a pub in a coastal town and Scotland and orders a drink.

Local guy holding up the bar says, “Hey, laddie, did you see the dock when you came in? I built that with my own hands — but do they call me Angus the Dock Builder? Nooo.”

“And d’ye see this nice, sturdy bar here — built that one as well. Lots of folk lean up against this bar, but am I known as Angus the Carpenter? Nooo.”

“But, just once in yer life, you have sex with a bloody sheep...”


7 posted on 07/25/2012 6:13:07 AM PDT by thanatz
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