Got to go with Calypso Louie on this issue. Fade in steel drums
Me? I ain't worried. Louie done promise me the Kenny Bunk.
Seriously though, Calypso Louie and the President's revival of The Freedman's Bureau for Negro Education should do the trick on the black-on-black murder rate, especially if the Treasury Department follows through on my suggestion to confiscate gold "grillwork." That, and taking every last cent from those who make more than $35,000 per year ought to snap us right out of this Depression.
Attention Jews of Chicago: Your safety and that of your families apparently now depends upon Calypso Louie and a fegelah ballerino. Please check out
Jews For The Preservation of Firearms Ownership
jpfo.org/