Posted on 07/26/2012 4:23:29 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
As I started reading this, I thought, “If I were to parody a libtard writing a vitriolic screed about how hateful and intolerant the president of Chick-fil-A is, it would look very much like this.” Then I found the humor tag at the bottom.
Well played.
Ha, ha, now that’s funny and gets to the point. How dare a private citizen hold an opinion that is contrary to the PC powers that be?
” Why does the president of Chick-fil-A [....]think he has the right to have an opinion? “
How typical Liberal is that??
Good one...LOL!
It is exactly the way leftists think, or fail to.
I never knew Mayor Menino of Boston was gay.
The only chickens around this free speech issue are Rahm “The Ballerina” Emanuel, The Chicken of Chicago, and the rest of the Democrats who support his suppression of First Amendment rights.
Oh, and they also are slave masters to young blacks in Chicago who might be able to get a job at Chick Fil-A instead of continuing to be addicts to the Chicago, Illinois and Obama welfare drug system.
They are worse Welfare Pimps than the street pimps of Chicago. At least pimps provide you a service where only you get screwed. Rahm “The Welfare Pimp”, makes sure that the taxpayers get screwed and makes them pay through the nose for that “privilege” whether they want it or not.
I suspect that the “Little Ballerina” will one day come out of the closet, but I’m not sure what costume he will be wearing that day. He’d look good in “Pastel pink”, sort of like his policies.
I once saw him work a religious gathering much like a veteran prostitute works a “fleets in” week convention of sailors.
You’ve got to admire the professionalism in it, but it leaves you wanting to take many showers. Like slug slime, Rahm Emanuel’s presence is hard to get off.
Is this supposed to be satire?
” It is exactly the way leftists think, or fail to. “
I realize this article is satire, but I have more than a few acquaintances who could have written this and meant every word...
“And the next time I’m craving chicken during breakfast, I’ll just get mine from Zaxby’s.
“Oh, wait.”
Did Zaxby’s do something to offend the libtards?
and go with the chicks....
As this satire makes clear, the gay mafia could not have chosen a more wholesome target than the Cathy family. When I was working with foster kids, I learned about their extreme generosity—carefully aimed at giving the kids in their programs an opportunity to lead healthy, productive, and morally upright lives. In other words, few of them were destined to become boy prostitutes or loser Democrats.
More like Manning it to the stick.
And the cherry on top of today’s sundae was none other than
the ultra-popoular man of the people, Chicago’s Mayor, Rahm
Emanuel, weighing in on this, joining the anti-Chick Fil-A
project, and stating that “Chick-Fil-A values are not “Chicago
Values”. Just in case everyone was wondering what the values were in my former hometown, rapidly becoming the murder capital of America, where that self-same Mayor, ever the activist, could only merely counsel the killers to “stay away from the kids”. See, he’s got a big heart, and as usual, it’s
“for the children”. It must be tough to preside over Command Central for Obama’s re-election, and help “your city” along on its merry way to oblivion.
I think the best way to punish Chick-Fil-A is to run them out of food. While doing that will take a whole lot of ordering, it’ll be worth it.
Boycotts are important to the people take part in them. It makes them feel better about themselves.
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