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To: reefdiver

How many innocent clay pigeons had to die for her to win her gold medal?


2 posted on 07/29/2012 9:10:18 AM PDT by GnL
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To: GnL

“How many innocent clay pigeons had to die...”

Ha!

Everyone thought they were so innocent and pure, but you forget, they still had feet of clay...

(Oooo, that was bad! I will go away and hang my head in shame...)


3 posted on 07/29/2012 9:14:17 AM PDT by BwanaNdege (Man has often lost his way, but modern man has lost his address - Gilbert K. Chesterton)
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To: GnL

Save the skeets!

Preserve skeet habitat.


6 posted on 07/29/2012 10:10:05 AM PDT by Texas Mulerider (Rap music: hieroglyphics with a beat.)
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To: GnL

“How many innocent clay pigeons had to die...?”


They were probably Chinese clay pigeons so its ok.


17 posted on 07/29/2012 11:03:17 AM PDT by Leep (Enemy of the Statist)
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To: GnL

——All of them. Even the ones she misses still commit suicide because they don’t know how to land.

Jeb Clampet, Beverly Hillbillies guy, had a recipe for skeets, as I recall.


32 posted on 07/30/2012 1:07:53 PM PDT by cherokee1 (skip the names---just kick the buttz)
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To: GnL
How many innocent clay pigeons had to die for her to win her gold medal?

99 out of 100.

33 posted on 07/30/2012 8:59:20 PM PDT by zot
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To: GnL

I thought about that, and then as I typed from my naugahyde sofa, I also pondered how many poor innocent naughas had to die to make this sofa...and being the “evil Freeper I am”, I just laughed, and laughed, and laughed....


36 posted on 07/31/2012 9:06:04 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-eyed killer of the deep.)
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