That’s why Mormon women can’t get into the best heaven unless their husband calls their secret name.
They just hope their husband isn’t mad at them and remembers the correct secret temple name.
So you’re saying that if we were Mormon and I made it to heaven, I would have to call out, “Old Bat”??
Yep. All the husband has to do is claim she is unworthy, take her to the bishop make his case they both say she is unworthy.
She is shunned by co workers, ward members and family (mormon family)....it never ends well.
Wait a minute... I have a couple more questions.
If I find myself in heaven and I call out the secret names of my girlfriends, will they show up too?? Oh, if I don’t remember their names (I was never any good at that), but if I still have my old worn-out ‘black book’, is calling out their phone numbers close enough?