This is a difficult question to answer.
Here is a president who truly came up the hard way. Born in a mud hut in Kenya of a promiscuous, atheistic woman and an ex mau-mau leader, he was fortunately wisked away to Indonesia after his mother found a man who would actually wed her.
Little Barry, or Brack, attended school in a dirt-floored madrassa in the bustling city of Jakarta. He realized that something much better would be in store for him if he fled Indonesia. He’d heard from the tribal medicine man that America was a fat and wealthy country where he would be welcomed with open arms.
He built a raft and set out on a seemingly impossible journey to Hawaii, Many dangers befell the boy, but allah was there to bring him safely through.
Luckily the lad reached safe shores in Hawaii and was befriended by a kindly old African-communist homosexual who taught Barry many valuable lessons and steered him towards academia full of good leftist thoughts, whisky and pot.
Later as he swam through the sewers of Chicago he realized his true ambition. He was too cowardly to strap explosives around his slim waist, and had no desire for 72 virgins unless they were male, so he decided to get into Illinois politics. This is easy for a completely unknown zealot like Barry, Brack and there were other communists who were eagar to shove the youngster up the political ladder.
His handlers knew they had something better than a hydrogen bomb in little whozits. They had a two legged hater of America who would destroy the evil capitalist empire and shove the evil honky masses into poverty.
Well, now we know the rest of the story. Of course there are many details that had to be omitted due to the limitations of space, etc., e.g.: Brack is running around with a dead guy’s social security number and over 2 million bucks have been spent in order to lock away any and all documents related to the President of The United States of America.
He is one lucky mother...