Actually, it’s true. There are only two left. I saw them. One of them looked up at me and whispered, “I buried Paul”. The other one kicked him in the shins and said, “You did not!” It went on like that for a while: “ Did so.” “Never did. “ It really made me want to just step on the both of them. Or pour some kerosene on them and have them go out in a blaze of glory.
This is apparantly true. This poor creatures entire ecosystem is a 1000 mile corridor about 100 yards wide