“I’ll kiss my wife and hand out “Chick tracts”. ;-)
By all means, kiss your wife but “Chick tracts”? Anything from Jack Chick is forbidden at F.R. and for good reason. “
That was a joke, get it?
Best way for christians to ‘fight’ back. Go with a same sex friend [no germaphobes] and then overwhelm their protests by taking a friendly ‘kissing’ picture of their own.
After all wasn’t Jesus also betrayed by a kiss?
Betray their protests with an outpouring of love and
affection for each other.
Better yet - each time they begin a kiss surround them with christians singing - ‘kill em with kindeness’
At the very least tell them you are praying for them.