http://thedailypatdown.com/
I don't suppose pay can be decreased for poor performance, and I'm sure it will be impossible to ever fire someone. I feel safer already.
Who was there to represent the taxpayers' interests? Seeing as we're footing the bill.
Well, isn’t this special. /s
The Junk Handlers Union. Great! America really needed one of those.
“It includes a new process for resolving disciplinary matters and a better system for increasing pay based on performance...”
Rough handling of traveler genitalia is expected, but bonuses will be paid for every handicapped American humiliated and each elderly American insulted.
Terrorists travel free of charge.