Boy I hate that WND site. Turns out this is just a frickin’ ad for their magazine. All kind of pop-ups appear whenever I go there, and it’s always a frustrating experience. I always feel scammed when I try to glean info from their site. Too bad. You know there’s good info to be had, but between the promos and the hoops you have to jump through, it just isn’t worth it.
I didn’t go to the article myself. But let me guess.
Disenfranchise the military vote
Poll workers in place to find trunk loads of ballots all marked for the D
Officials poised to lose absentee ballots
Sign up felons, illegals, children, dogs and cats to vote
Give out cigarettes and lotto tix for O votes
Troll nursing homes for voters that think they are voting for a Clinton
Hire a bajillion scumttorneys to debate and count hanging chads
Rig diabold electronic voting machines to only count votes per Geo Soros
Sound about right?
It's hot. It's exciting! It can turn out 10 million words on a simple fact that everyone already knows. It's a cottage frickin' industry. Joseph's intrepid Nelly-Bly-Reporter, Dr. Jerry, lays his butt on the line to get the story at risk of life and limb in Darkest Africa. Farah revives the Livingstone-Stanley Story ... and that's just the greatest.
Who knows, maybe these "Perils of Pauline" type stories will get the fat dumb and happy conservatives at the trailer park off the couch and to the polls. (Instead of Chik-Fil-A, which noble gesture aside, those lardies don't need)
Lemme boil it down for ya, in case you're in a hurry or something. "Obama be BAD! He got no Birf Certificate, His Mommie a Commie, His Daddie Married to Several Mommies at Once, He's crook, He's a Muslim, He throw Girlie, etc."
I am thinking of starting a WND Digest to save me and my friends time. Watch out Joseph!