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e.coli is everywhere - there are trillions of strains

like carbon dioxide, we need e.coli to live - buttloads of e.coli in our intestines

there are very few strains that will kill a human - as compared to the trillions of strains out there

some might give you the - um - how to say - some might give you a loose bowel for a day or so - remarkably - the human body gets it out fast (which is why the sh...which is why you have the loose bowels)

system dump

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now the stuff living inside pelosi’s - um - reproductive organs could kill of a modest sized city before the cdc could get a handle on it

sorry - i accidentally hit the post button on this

[MagUSNRET]

“- buttloads of e.coli in our intestines”

Now THAT’S “PUNNY” :-)