The suicidal lefty PD’s circulation is pretty low, so they must be looking to boost it in the suburbs.
“Ew, some icky conservative might be reading our paper?”
“The suicidal lefty PD’s circulation is pretty low, so they must be looking to boost it in the suburbs.”
Out here in Nordonia, the PD was tossing a free Sunday paper onto everyone’s drive. I saved ‘em to wash windows with. They were trying to get people to subscribe, but also, I believe, to pump up their Sunday numbers, to try and draw in advertising.
“Look! Mr Car Dealer! We delivered 1 million papers last Sunday! Wanna buy some cheap advertising?”