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Man Orders TV from Amazon, Gets High Powered Assault Rifle Instead
www.ksee24.com ^ | 08/08/2012 | By KSEE News

Posted on 08/08/2012 4:33:54 PM PDT by redreno

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To: redreno
Drat, I knew I should have gone with the 39-inch instead of the 42-inch.

Do you think they'll let me trade it in for one of these? ;-)

61 posted on 08/08/2012 6:04:39 PM PDT by Stonewall Jackson ("I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.")
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Okay just one more...

Horvitz: Move ‘SIG’.
Cop: For great justice.


62 posted on 08/08/2012 6:06:03 PM PDT by Gasshog (Tragically,Obama ate the blue dog...)
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looks like a label fell off at the drop off site or the clerk just got distracted by the weapon and flopped the labels.


63 posted on 08/08/2012 6:06:03 PM PDT by newnhdad (Where will you be during the Election Riots of 2012/2013?)
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To: redreno

I personally would have accepted the obvious substitution.


64 posted on 08/08/2012 6:29:27 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Package?

What package?

I’m inside watching my new TV....


65 posted on 08/08/2012 6:49:23 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: redreno
"High Powered Assault Rifle

Is this better than the ones that Holder and Obama issue to the Mexican drug cartels?

66 posted on 08/08/2012 7:02:18 PM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (Don't nuke me, bro)
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To: JoeDetweiler

Yeah. It was probably fully semi-automatic and shot like 3 rounds in a second or something. Cop killing incendiary dum-dum bullets. And, it had a shoulder thing that goes up.

Clearly, no sporting purpose.


67 posted on 08/08/2012 7:08:58 PM PDT by FLAMING DEATH (Freedom of speech is delicious. It tastes like chicken.)
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To: DCBryan1
JournalistFirearmsGuide


68 posted on 08/08/2012 7:12:33 PM PDT by Col Freeper (FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it to its fullest!)
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To: redreno
high-caliber, semi-automatic assault rifle

What nonsense. Since when is a 30 cal a "High" caliber? This is not a term used anywhere by anyone who knows anything about firearms.

"semi-automatic assault rifle" is an oxymoron. An "assault rifle" (not to be confused with an "assault weapon") is fully automatic, not semi-automatic.

These terms mean nothing. Demagoguery.

69 posted on 08/08/2012 7:35:04 PM PDT by nonsporting
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To: redreno
There was the Soviet era factory worker who wanted a baby stoller, but the waiting list was so long the baby would be in high school before he got one.

His friend suggests he go to the stroller factory ans try to buy one direct. "It's no good, I work at at a stroller factory, and even I can't buy one"

His friend suggest he steal a stroller, one part at a time, and put the parts together himself.

"I tried that and put them together in every possible way, but I always end up with a machine gun."

70 posted on 08/08/2012 10:21:07 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Literals will believe anything.)
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To: gaijin
What is a “high calibre” assault rifle?

This

qualifies.
71 posted on 08/08/2012 10:27:21 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Literals will believe anything.)
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To: DCBryan1

What does the R24, R26, R28, etc., along the side of the rifle mean?


72 posted on 08/09/2012 8:12:59 AM PDT by ops33 (Senior Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired))
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