Posted on 08/10/2012 7:45:38 AM PDT by marktwain
NORTH AUGUSTA, S.C. --
Authorities say one man is dead and two others hospitalized after they crashed a van into a North Augusta gun store to steal weapons and were shot by the owner, who lived behind the business.
I admit, I was sort of hoping they'd actually attempt that.
Hahahahahahaha!
Life is hard.
It’s harder when you’re STUPID.
Best news all day.
It used to be called "casing the joint". I guess reading detective novels is beyond these dolts.
Good shooting, Citizen. Civilization thanks you.
Huh?
K’Raven would definitely be Amish, German Baptist or possibly a Jewish Orthodox tea party member. They were undoubtedly going to use the guns in a war against Holder’s people.
Pictures of the decedent and the other two suspects.
http://www.midlandsconnect.com/news/story.aspx?id=786491
And yes, you guessed it. All three are Sons Of Barack (SOB’s).
More details: “Bayazes grabbed an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle and found three men loading guns into a van that had crashed through the side wall of the store.
“After hearing the men yell to kill him, Bayazes shot one 30-round magazine before retreating to his bedroom to reload, he later told officers. As he left the room, Bayazes saw two men drive away in the van. K’Raven Aude Goodwin, 20, of Eastover, S.C., was wounded and left behind at the gun shop.
“Aiken County Coroner Tim Carlton said Goodwin died of gunshot wounds shortly after arriving at Medical College of Georgia Hospital. The two other suspects were found at Waffle House on Martintown Road, about three miles away. Investigators said the men, who had both been shot, stopped at the restaurant to seek help. Eddie Stewart, 30, of Columbia, and Franklin Robinson, 27, of Gadsden, S.C., were taken to a hospital.”
He emptied a 30-round 5.56 magazine and he only got one? Dude needs to build a range next to his gunshop.
I guess reading detective novels is beyond these dolts.
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Reading anything is beyond these dolts.
Great ... this was better than the perp who tried to rob a donut shop in a San Diego suburb and neglected to notice the California Highway Patrol officer sitting in the back having a donut and coffee. (I love stupid crook stories ... thanks for sharing!)
“It’s harder when you’re STUPID.”
Not to mention shorter.
He hit all three with one 30 round magazine. Pretty good shooting. Way better than most soldiers do in combat.
This shows why having considerable magazine capacity is a good idea.
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