[RaisingCain]

I once saw a segment on the animal planet about a headless cat that was still alive, which the family kept alive by feeding it.

I suspect that if that headless cat had an (R) by its name, you’d still vote for it.

Actually, I’d prefer it over the current nominee. Electing Romney is like reelecting Obama, except this time we’ll be blamed for the Great Economic Collapse that is coming.

[1035rep]

LOL, you’re a hoot. No sale!

[Elsie]

I once saw a segment on the animal planet about a headless cat that was still alive, which the family kept alive by feeding it.

Google® Mike, the Headless Chicken.

He achieved a bit of fame a few decades ago.

Statues to his glory can be found about a block away from the city park in Fruita, CO. (that's ALMOST in Utah...)